So I used to drive trucks and deliver furniture. Not cheap furniture mind you, these folks had money. Not sure how in some cases. Anyway, I commented that I was an artist to one customer. As we were talking I told her I like to draw, but had to do most of my drawing at work. She looked at me and asked in all seriousness. "How do you draw AND drive the truck?" Um, I draw in the hotel room at night maam.
This happened to my mom who works in communications for the local PD.
911-"911 what's your emergency?"
Caller- "I'm going to kill myself"
911- "Please hold."
911- I have a possible suicide on the line.
Mom- What did you do with them?
911- I put them on hold, what do I do?
