Women

Pictureman · #1 10-28-2009, 01:11 PM

I have come to the conclusion that if I live to be 110 years old, I'll never understand women. I'm clueless. I give up. I surrender.

Thanks for letting me share.

Rodn276 · #2 10-28-2009, 01:14 PM

I totally feel your pain right now.

dshort · #3 10-28-2009, 01:20 PM

Do what I did. Get rid of her. You'll have more money and less stress. And you'll get to go fishing more.

Spinycrawler · #4 10-28-2009, 02:15 PM

Pictureman. Here are a few quotes that may facilitate the understanding of women, or the lack of understanding in your case. You have reached that critical first step in understanding, and that is you now realize there is no understanding. You are not clueless and there is no earthly reason to admit defeat. You are entering the chapter of enlightenment. Enjoy the remainder of the ride. Regards, Stephen

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? ~Oscar Wilde

JOHNKIES · #5 10-28-2009, 02:56 PM

I think it was the late Lewis Grizzard who said, "The next time I get the urge to marry, I am just going find some woman who doesn't like me and buy her a house."

But here is the real truth. The only time to ever be concerned is should you ever find yourself thinking that you DO UNDERSTAND women. That's the time to run for the hills!

longbow · #6 10-28-2009, 03:11 PM

"Women, you can't live with em'....................and you can't live with em' "

duckhunteresq · #7 10-28-2009, 03:38 PM

"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."

Samuel Butler

Southern Hex · #8 10-28-2009, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longbow

"Women, you can't live with em'....................pass the beer nuts "

Fixed it for ya.

kyflytyer · #9 10-28-2009, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pictureman

I have come to the conclusion that if I live to be 110 years old, I'll never understand women. I'm clueless. I give up. I surrender.

Thanks for letting me share.

If you spend much time around women, you probably won't live to be half that old.

sprringer · #10 10-28-2009, 09:25 PM

buy a copy of Letters to Phillip or Pride and Prejudice leave it by the toilet, night stand, whatever, you don't have to read them, just let them work their magic....Letters to Phillip is a good book I have shared with some newly wed guys.... Pride and Prejudice, have never read, nor do I wish too...but hear it works magic as well.